my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans....
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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God bless the waitress.
It must've been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
The other way around wasn't that un-terrible either.
It's relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
I've been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Still works tbh
Well it's both shit
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
I like it when I'm about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
Literally a shit post
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Can confirm, unfortunately. We're not laughing, but we are relieved.
It's not diarrhea it's "waterfall 🌈🌈"
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn't all that good.
me after installing my bidet
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Illegal propulsion systems!!
Its green tech!
Well, brown sometimes too.
It's called poop euphoria, look it up.
Are you my cat?
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
It's not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It's like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Girls don't poop
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
5th one just flushed the toilet
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It's probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don't have a cock or balls.
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you're going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I'm a poop racist.
Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
This is from always sunny in philly
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
TayTay's new album looks shitty