ZeffSyde

joined 5 months ago
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hooray. I've been looking to add a few more points of maintenance and failure to my bike.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if there is a statue of limitations for situations like this...

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Hell, it took me years to not rub up against every wall while smashing space after playing Doom.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I started taking graphic design classes in the mid 2ks and the amount of my brain that has been squandered making everything look like shiny candy floating in a polished plastic void is disgusting.

Then I learned how to make everything look like it was badly spray stenciled and drug through a post industrial alley so I could really stick it to the man.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

This might as well ask, "When were you young and broke and wanted everything you saw in a commercial and then started collecting ridiculous amounts of nostalgia product as soon as you had even a crumb of disposable income."

Thankfully I didn't fall for that nonsense.

: reclines on throne made entirely of first gen Zunes and Sidekick phones:

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I knew taking four years of Applied Rap Math would pay off.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Oh, thank fuck. David Bowie's Area is still online.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I always thought it was "You're an asshole".

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ugh, the whole renovation thing is a pain in the ass. My mom watches renovation shows all day while the house has fallen into smelly disrepair over the last twenty years.

She keeps talking about painting this or knocking out that wall or installing all new fixtures 'so it can be nice for the next people (she's in her 80s and plans on dying there).

I keep telling her that no matter how much money she wastes 'fixing' the place up, the people that eventually buy it are going to gut it and do their own thing.

One little old lady using a total of three rooms in a 4br3b house.

She dreams that I'll settle down and want a quiet place in the suburbs, but I hate the neighborhood and most of the people that live there. If she were hit by a bus tomorrow I'll call the first Cash For Houses scam I see so I don't have to deal with any of that.

/Rant

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Its kind of like a Boise Corn-dog, but it requires jumper cables and four cinder blocks instead of two.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

"I have a busted old brain from the 80s, what distro would you suggest?"

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

"Smell once, wash twice."

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