VirgilMastercard

joined 6 days ago

I wish that I was allowed to wish for more wishes and that any rules preventing the duplication of wishes were removed.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 5 points 17 hours ago

Sweep all problems under the carpet instead of trying to solve the root problem.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don't worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't spell drugs without U

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I remember watching a documentary about North Korea and one of the guides was talking about how people in NK and Asia more broadly don't necessarily want to live under the same liberal-democratic capitalist system that the west tries to impress on them.

How arrogant are we to act like we have it all figured out and that countries outside of Europe and North America are backwards shitholes?

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I remember the one where the so-called feminist pours bleach on men on the train who are "manspreading". Although that one turned out to be Russian in origin. Same sort of thing however.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Gays, immigrants, and marginalised people together strong 💪

I'm gonna pirate some Nintendo games just out of spite, really.

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