I vehemently disagree with you. Potatos are our friends.

Sorry you had a racist piece of shit for a realtor though. Fired.

Larian is the new CDProjectktRed. And by that I mean they are projected to be a perfect, infallible, manifestation of developer perfection that gamers will worship and praise blindly until Larian proves themselves to be mere mortals by making a mistake.

Akira. It's weird and confusing. Goes from cyberpunk eye candy to bizarre metaphysical reality warp real quick.

Obvious rage bait 🪤

Optimized for peak surround sound, allegedly. I have a $5000 system and it still sounds like shit. I can understand it, but it's shit nonetheless.

Snobby ≠ good, methinks.

Ohhhh that's why they have such a boner for Team Blue all the time. You just solved a mystery for me.

A little while ago I read part of a review where the author goes on and on about this latest and greatest AMD processor and how shit it was because it was way too powerful and really you should just buy a Intel CPU that is way slower and just as expensive, if not more so. Because you don't really need that much power do you? Or more money in your pocket? Give poor little indie developer Intel a try. I couldn't continue reading.

I was flabbergasted, yet impressed by the audacity of such a claim that has zero reasonable logic. Now it all makes sense.

Valve is the guy who steals your GF because he's nicer than you. And better looking. And he's still your friend somehow and you can't figure out a way to be angry without your ex and other friends thinking you're a dick and it makes you feel like you've lost your mind.

*This is a non-autobiographical joke for those who just can't.

Update: No longer friends with AR/VR. Now Copilot/ChatGPT (OpenAI) is best friend.

Unless I'm missing an entire frame, this seems extremely unreasonable, likely illegal, even if that guy is a douche.

Can that guy please get out of every fucking news story in the world? He's like a poisoned drop of ink in a glass of water that spreads and spreads until the whole fucking glass is filled black with poison. Except the glass of water is actually the entire zeitgeist.

This happened to me last night. I know how to play MTG already but two of my friends are literally in another league. They bring their super expensive, mega curated, hyper optimized decks and laid waste to me and my other friend who is a lot better than me. It was basically just the other two playing each other and I honestly got pretty butthurt. I don't always get to have us all together, and we aren't always in the mood to play MTG, so when the planets aligned and we all did, they just came to obliterate us. Cool, glad you had fun I guess but I sure as fuck didn't. Yeah, it's great to hang out and talk etc, but a novice playing a grand master isn't very enjoyable. I asked them to bring chiller decks next time because otherwise I'd rather just watch a movie.

Anyway, comic: relatable.

Is this a Kafka reference?