Tabula_stercore

Wven better, do like brazil; block and fine

Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

Don't bring an imperial soldier to a fight

Mit der A von AFD

She be begging donkey dick for bread by the end of the week

Can't tell which one is new and which is old.

Good sir, your Pikachu is too HD. See to it at once

iOS open

So open that you need an app to send a file over Bluetooth....

De Anfang des Niederlandifizirung 💓

triumvirate

(It's a "three" word)

Although not super compact the 21:9 ratio makes it quite slim