Future generations will blame you for everything also.

You left out the bow at the end.

They are butt showers.

You poop first in the toilet and if it was a messy one you use some paper (not all countries' pipes can handle paper though). Then you go to the bidet and clean there. Let the jet hit your hole and wiggle a bit if need be. Use some paper to dry off. Woman will also wash their privates with the bidet after peeing.

In India and China you also got a hose or just a hose in many places. That requires a bit more finesse due to the risk of giving yourself a shower if you don't aim well. You might even just get a cup which you fill and use to wash yourself manually. You need to carry some liquid soap and sanitizer when traveling in areas that might require this and keep your fingernails cut short. In remote areas it is a hole next to the animal pen and you bring your own paper.

I got a bidet attachment for my home during the pandemic due to the severe toilet paper hoarding that was going on.

0-255 was good enough for me an my grandpappy.

Right up there with customer service lines that just have menus of canned responses that don't address your need. No, I don't need to hear your hours, I don't need to know where you are, I can find all of that online. I need to talk to a human being.

Vietnam draft...

Tell them it is a tax haven

Being able to communicate to other people is sort of an important thing that could feel frustrating.

Al Qaeda and Daesh/ISIS anyone?

"I must destroy anything that preceded by religious obsession". So ISIS aren't the only barbarians.

Rishi is just jealous that they aren't one of the cool kids

https://www.theonion.com/secondhand-smoke-linked-to-secondhand-coolness-1819564071

You need to arm 100 guys? 100 spears is a lot cheaper and easier to train than 100 swords.