Poots

My disdain for cherry candies actually comes from a childhood of sore throats and, therefore, gratuitous cherry-flavored medicines. I know it’s all mental but I can ’feel’ my tongue go numb from anything with that cherry flavor…

I tried their havarti and was so throughly disappointed that I never considered them as an option again for any products. Thank fuck for my picky eating habits, this one time…

Teach me, master

Yes

Chelsea Handler

I’ll allow it since it’s a flying saucer. If you can’t flex your saucer, what can you flex amirite!?

Same, and I’m a ‘Merican who drives more often than passengers (?).

Ah, a gay arms race. An important goal of the Gay Agenda for some time now...

But in the end…

Meow