OccultIconoclast

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So help me, find me a non-imperialist country or I'll 'civilize' every last one of these hostages! in c/historymemes@lemmy.world
Republicans are evil but Democrats are only less evil in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Republicans are evil but Democrats are only less evil in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Republicans are evil but Democrats are only less evil in c/memes@lemmy.ml
proof in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How can he tell if women are vaccinated before he buys them?

Republicans are evil but Democrats are only less evil in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Public transport in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, Hamas stinks. They don't follow international law at all. Their oppressors should have been a better example to them and taught them how a legitimate government behaves.

Republicans are evil but Democrats are only less evil in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Dow tumbles more than 600 points, S&P 500 posts biggest loss since December as Trump says tariffs will proceed in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wanna see a politician campaign on creating a weak economy.

Crash the housing market! Make the billionaires lose money! Collapse the oil industry!

This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Sure, I can ignore the phone, but it's quiet and distracting

This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Phone rings

I'm doing the dishes and my hands are wet

I'm sitting on the toilet

I'm in an online game

I just got the baby to sleep

I'm pipetting a solution

I'm with a customer

My hands are covered in engine grease

I'm meditating

I'm on my bicycle

I have gloves on

I'm carrying heavy furniture

I'm driving

I'm swimming at the pool

I'm in the middle of a set

I'm trying to put out a grease fire on the stove

Sure, I can ignore the phone, but it's loud and distracting.

Judges Are Fed up With Lawyers Using AI That Hallucinate Court Cases in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like when you're having a conversation on autopilot.

"Mum, can I play with my frisbee?" Sure, honey. "Mum, can I have an ice cream from the fridge?" Sure can. "Mum, can I invade Poland?" Absolutely, whatever you want.

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