[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 weeks ago

Ben Shapiro's Doctor wife

FTFY

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago

I saw a Frederick Douglass bumper sticker today that said something like "It's easier to raise strong children than it is to fix a broken man."

I don't know what I'm adding, but if more dads were like this post we would be better. I think a lot of us (men) don't know how to be fathers cuz our fathers sucked.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Also, there is a distinct lack of doggies.

That's what it was. I was wondering why it looked odd. The carpet is too clean. They must have just moved in. There should be dog hair in it.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

I heard in Die Hard that they dropped Gruber from the building before he was ready. Something about counting to 3 but dropped before the count. The look on his face was actually "oh shit, I didn't expect that."

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 months ago

I read (watched a video) about the fallout from enough bombs exploding and the results would be a MASSIVE amount of carbon going up in the sky. Well past anything that the "normal sky system" would be able to effect. I don't know the right words for the part of our sky.

Basically there would be up to 10 years of winter before that carbon leaves and we start getting back to some normal seasonal cycle. The grow/harvest time during the meantime will not be nearly enough for all of us.

I plan on ending it before all that, if a nuclear fallout does occur. I'd be better able to get some booze/drugs and go on a bender. Good luck to the survivors.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 months ago

Spencer's? It had a spot for posters, but it wasn't really a poster store.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago

I'm sure teenage boys have raped many animals that we don't know about.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.

Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 months ago

I assumed it was people that were paid to describe him as that.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago

Of course threads! They already have everyone's information so the setup is lighting quick.

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