LesMotsBalaises

Going from X account...

To ex account.

But aren't well all connected by our inevitable destiny to pee? Maybe the real poetry was in their username this whole time.

I think this is actually wholesome haha. Well, maybe not the Twitter handle. But like, yeah.

What an adorable sleepy head boy. Thorin looks very sweet .

Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he's bi for sucking cocks /s

(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)

I knew of "smart ass", but "smart balls" sounds nice for sure too!

How about cocky behavior therapy?

You just dark roasted yourself

If anyone needs a recipe for this, Kenji's is great!

https://youtu.be/nrDLLhqUXdc?si=XIaRfQ47mjpVn_Cp

Note the egg isn't quite raw as it should cook a little from the heat of the rice.

Since I don't quite like super goey eggs, I usually pour the whisked egg in the warm pan I reheated the rice in (heat off), and stir quickly before serving for it not turn into scrambled egg.

Start a shitake mushroom culture.

Get started here

When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.