Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

24hr clock supremacy

When you're 90% of the market you get away with telling everyone else to suck your dick.

A track record of beating trump?

Something about the statistical validity of a sample size of one.

If Samsung would just give me a phone with pure android and only Samsung pay, I would be so happy.

You know what I don't want when I search for an email Microsoft? I don't want your fucking suggestions about what I'm looking for.

Makes me wish my career wasn't so fucking niche, for sure

This is how you get people to start rooting their TVs

I'm just trying to pay for housing with my meager allotment of 80 hash browns per week

My wife has an iPad and one of the things I hate the most is that you can't install adblock extensions into Firefox on it like you can on Android. Which is a thing that has made using the browser on the phone wayyyy more enjoyable.

Yep, so they're all going to continue to merge until there's 1-3 mega streamers, then they'll all add advertising, and we'll have come full circle.

Then there will be some new service which streams content directly to your brain and we'll begin again and continue until we have advertisements in our dreams.

I'm convinced humans have some kind of natural inherent fetishization of "old knowledge".

If it happened outside of living memory they somehow knew more or had special magical knowledge we just don't understand or can't interpret from our perspective. The older, the more true people can be convinced that it is.

As if there is some kind of "platonic ideal" of thoughts or ideas from which all others are derived from, where the further back something back it is, it MUST be more true