"We hates the AOL!"
GeeDubHayduke
Substitute "Baptist" for "Christian," and you just exposed my entire extended family.
Because hoping for the plane to right itself is fucking stupid. There's one group that thinks the rules still apply, while the other group is climbing through windows with knives.
Someone already beat me to Topgear, but I'm not seeing Mario Kart? Also GT2 on the PSX was great fun.
"They go low, we go high" has been so extremely useful in the last 10 years or so.
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Ftfy
The instructions are to put your own oxygen mask on first before aiding others....
e: ducking autocorrupt
"Holy false equivalence, Batman!"
Dude, my pet flood would never..! Jenkins is just the sweetest!
Yep. Exercise, discipline, then affection. In that order.
In Aliens 3, the xenomorph can tell Ripley's been impregnated and backs off.
ETA: fuckin' spoiler alert, i guess?
This shit is just the beginning. It's gonna get so much worse. I can't really say anything else that wouldn't violate terms atm.
Fuck.