Eylrid

parent taking their child.

Princess Diana and Prince William were parent and child

All I see is *******

However old you are is the oldest you've ever been

It's tracking how well ads perform without tracking individual users. Tracking ads isn't the problem. Tracking users is the problem. Before this the only way to track ad performance was by tracking users. This is a way to track ad performance without tracking users.

A single number per ad campaign of how many times an ad view resulted in a visit or purchase.

Mozilla's announcement about it explains it pretty well: https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/privacy-preserving-attribution

Why did I read that headline and think Jupiter was causing trouble

More important than who works there is who inherits Gabe's ownership of the company. A new owner can completely change a company and drive out or fire anyone who doesn't go along with the new direction. Look at what happened with twitter when Musk took over. Or his inheritors could take Valve public and introduce all the issues with that.

On the case of chips

Bit hypocritical of the US when they themselves recently passed a divest-or-ban law against a speech platform citing foreign influence and also uses police to violently disrupt protests

By "celebrate" do they mean eulogize?

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge excess. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Globohomo Science, we do who me must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are straight. But there's no sense crying over every Miss Stake. You just keep on trying til you meet a beefcake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, to turn people legibtaqua.

Takes me back to school lunches