That text shoul be read/performed by John Oliver.
BraveSentry
WYM, warned? Warnings are used for bad things.
Wait, there are good guys?
So the goal is creating a completely destroyed human being. No resocialisation or anything?
Ah, hidden in the sharing options. Thank you!
TIL that is possible on my device. Thank you!
Hä? Blitzer rein und die Kommune hat wieder Geld. Der Rückbau erschließt sich mir nicht.
Now I don't know their english name but maybe do not forage this kind of mushroom...
Rice is rice (na naah naah na na)
It is fantasy but if you like hillarious and (in part) absurd stuff, read anything by Terry Pratchett. I personally would recommend starting with "Guards! Guards!". Be aware that there are over 30 books by him out there. There are multiple guides on which to read first to get the best start.
Most agree that it is not the best idea to start with the book he wrote first.
To be fair, most things don´t taste that well on their own.
I admit the ambiguity of cap I and lower l gets lost but the wording is exactly what id expect in one of his rants on last week tonight.