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This image right here commissar, no I did not see it

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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Within the context of 40k, there is little if any good beyond the context of individuals and small acts. The best friend who saved your life multiple times might eat your face tomorrow, hell, you might eat theirs even after all the times you pulled them from the line of fire, and the enemy who merely wants to put a bullet in your head may mean you more mercy and less ill-will than anyone you've ever met.

I thank the writers of 40k for making me feel a little better about reality, now and again, until I get paranoid about their fiction somehow bleeding into it...

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Chaos is just The failings of the Imperium without the illusion of civilization.

[–] whenigrowup356@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

some of them? sometimes?

Have you ever seen an ork? They were created to fight and they live in a universe where there is only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

ahem

Dey have a right good time krumpin', ya git.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

OY, WHY YOUZ WISPERIN' FUR, YA GROT?

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago
[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

The Necrons are the good guys, they just eepy.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

The ogryns are the good guys, they lack the intellectual capacity for evil, but love their momma (and know that momma don't lie)

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, this post right here inquisitor

Edit: dangit, didn't see you had the same line

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Soooo you heard of this… can you write the name of the peoples who were there when you heard this?

[–] offendicula@fedia.io 5 points 5 months ago

tyranids jus hungy 🥰

(that one in particular cracked me up)

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Anyone who's on mobile, try "shaking" this post up and down. The skulls will look wobbly

[–] BraveSentry@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago

Wait, there are good guys?