BigPapaE

He just like me fr

I think it's because I'd need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful

Sadly I’m just not that cool

I still call things the bomb :(

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

Always quit while you're ahead

God it's morbid but this made me laugh so hard

This is why you recycle your gently used sex dolls

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

Super God, duh

If you have a unibrow is that your face's moustache?

Yeah I'm cautiously optimistic