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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Amen, brother. I'm only 46. I hopefully have decades of fuckups left in me.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

I wish you many more return trips to the store to get the thing you went for in the first place

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I feel seen.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

Life's a piece of shit

When you think of it...

[-] ken_cleanairsystems@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

Worse things happen at sea, you know!

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

You came from nothing you're going back to nothing. What do you lose? Nothing!

[-] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

As an optometrist my spectacles are in front of me.

[-] mcmoor 2 points 5 months ago

Can't have epic failures if you don't have epic responsibilities. Rack up those successes to set up the biggest downfall of all time!!

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

Just remember, trying something hard is the first step toward failure. So give up now and play video games instead.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 5 months ago

With every new day you get the opportunity to go right back to bed

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 0 points 5 months ago

Every day is a new chance to avoid accomplishment.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 5 months ago

Any time you think of doing anything useful or productive, remember that that's way too much work and you'd rather do nothing.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 0 points 5 months ago

Doing nothing is very underrated. I might rate if higher if I ever get around to it.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

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Uncle Duke

As an optimist, I tend to believe that my most spectacular failures are still ahead of me.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah I mean you can always end up on the news.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Things that destroyed me in my 20s I just shrug at now in my 30s. It’s like a drug. I have to fuck up harder now. Maybe on a national scale…

this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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