I am waiting for his fans go “BUT ITS ONLY THE PERSONAAAAAAA”.

Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.

FUCKING FINALLY!

Like I mean, fuck!

Like I cared. Or anyone actually.

Gatekeeping books is a great sign that someone didn’t read anything but the Wikipedia synopsis just to sound smart on the internet.

It’s always the same with these kind of streamers. They either become decent people eventually or become pedos. There is no in between.

Racist? Space Marines aren’t racist. We love all races. As long as they don’t have green skin. Or you know, belong to a different religion. I don’t know why anyone would call us racist. We don’t hate any races.

Except Orks.

And Eldar.

And Dark Eldar.

And Necrons.

And T’au. Because nobody likes dumbass weeaboo space communists.

But at least they don’t try to eat us like the Tyranids.

Sounds like someone didn’t eat his spiders while sleeping.

1000 IQ power move: Valve promotes a fake game with fake trailers and fake reviews.

Day of the release approaches.

People buy and fire it up.

Starting screen says “Half Life 3”.

Thousands die from a stroke.

I have never bombed any children

Reported for antisemitism.

South Korea's coastguard said Tuesday it had arrested a Chinese national who tried to enter the country after travelling by jet ski from China -- a journey of more than 300 kilometres (186 miles).

Wearing a life vest and helmet, the man crossed the Yellow Sea on a 1800-cc jet ski from Shandong province, using binoculars and a compass to navigate and towing five barrels of fuel.

"He refilled the petrol on the ride and dumped the empty barrels into the sea," the coastguard said in a press release.

That’s actually pretty badass.

Autoritäre Drecksregierungen versuchen jemandem von außerhalb den Mund zu verbieten. Das ist ziemlich, ziemlich, ziemlich, ziemlich, ziemlich witzig und führt jedes Mal zum selben Ergebnis. Hier eine Portion emotionaler Schaden zum Mitnehmen: