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[–] beckerist@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I should throw Stargate Atlantis on

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

This is b.s. I've seen The Hunt For Red October. Submarines jump out of the water all the time when fighting.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It looks like two submarines having sex with each other to me.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You mean you never have dramatic underwater sex fights? Weird..

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A friend of mine used to play underwater rugby. Not quite submarine depths, but as far as spectator sports go, one where the vast majority of the action takes place 4 meters below the surface of a pool isn't exactly ideal.

Supposed to be a hell of a workout, though 🤷

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That sounds really cool! To participate in, not so much to watch lol. I imagine you'd have to be damn good at holding your breath though!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah! Even back when I was in good shape and strong and shit, I could never hold my breath for more than a minute AND I was never a very efficient swimmer, so I'd have been absolutely dreadful at underwater rugby 😂

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

What do you mean how?

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I prefer dubmarines

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The dommarine is winning.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My money's on blue.

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

that's some deep strategy