WhereGrapesMayRule

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[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now do WilFred Flintstone

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're just making it worse.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Also the least wealthy joint.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Looks like a great place to film a porn, Dawg.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

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