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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 87 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I spent 10 years LARPing with kids professionally. Age may be "irrelevant", but kids imaginations are special.

This meme reminds me of two very specific incidents.

  1. We're running an adventure about zombies. A coworker has a group of six year olds. One of them is late getting picked up and we're all hanging out together sword fighting with this kid pretending to be zombies. When the kid's mom finally shows up, he runs up to my coworker, gives her a huge hug and says "I love zombies!"

  2. I'm running a group of 8-10 year olds and they're traveling to a big "good aligned" city in a big "good aligned" kingdom. One of them randomly decides to bust into a farm house, tie up the family, load them into their own donky cart, drive them into the city, haul them out in the center of the town square and start shouting "Slaves! Slaves for sale! Get your slaves here!" At every step of the way, I keep asking the rest of the group if they're going to do anything about this and they don't care. So the city watch shows up, overwhelms the party, claps them in irons and they spend the night in jail. When they're dragged before the magistrate the next day, the rest of the party is indignant, protesting "Why are we in trouble?? We didn't do anything!" I took great relish in (playing as the magistrate) squinting at them, nodding my head and saying "That... is why you are in trouble!"

[–] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can I ask what system you use?

[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would like to believe this to be real but I've known so many parents that would quite literally sue your company for putting their child in effectively jail overnight

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 6 months ago

This is going to blow your mind but RPGs don't have to use a 1:1 time scale

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gods, kids do go over the top.

But I'll say that teenagers are worse than the little ones because they get specific. Like, details of the horrors they unleash.

Source: was DM in my teens, and have DMed for all ages since.

My kid? Jfc. Wants to play a dragon. Why? " 'cause then I can burn everything". That was at 5.

[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago

He wants to play a dragon, you say? I've been working on something that might be to taste. It's still a bit of a Work in Progress, but I've been refining the balance for a good few months now. It's built for adventures that start at higher levels.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eFc2qQTY9P3ym9fyMNYHC_mIogpt9kNrOdm5n_yj1cs/edit#heading=h.l04wwjyghna8

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 35 points 6 months ago
[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Missing the swirl option: child befriends zombie, then convinces zombie to commit war crimes. That's the child you must fear the most.

[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 10 points 6 months ago

Can confirm, our party of 20something year olds collectively adopted the Young Black Dragon our DM threw at us because she's like. Yeah she's trying to be mega evil but she's really pathetic and we love that for her. We're trying to convert her to good

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

Past a certain age and you have the potential of a 3rd, horny Bard, solution.

[–] neptune@dmv.social 3 points 6 months ago

*watching the Clone Wars