Sway_Chameleon

joined 7 months ago
[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sir/maam, you've raised a Psychopath.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I never forget to remember. It's remembering the thing I need to remember within a relevant time period, and not hours to decades past that time, that is the problem.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Elon's statements are the verbal equivalent of getting drunk and vomitting on a wall. Stuff comes up that you never expected to see, it creates a huge mess, and whatever sticks, sticks.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I knew I wasn't making it to the second column without going to the big green oval first. I know who I am.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Side note: They do make a damn fine dish washer! (Not European)

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Missing the swirl option: child befriends zombie, then convinces zombie to commit war crimes. That's the child you must fear the most.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Good ol' WinAmp. I remember rockin' out to all the mp3s I could possibly pirate on WinAmp while chatting to all my friends on ICQ. Now I listen to podcasts on Spotify while yelling at kids to get off my lawn and putting A535 on my aching back.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not a dad, but definitely team DeWalt.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That's overly simplified. Provinces don't all recieve the same amount of Federal funding for healthcare. Alberta recieved about 6 billion in Federal funding for healthcare, while PEI recieved about 223 million in 2023. Alberta can afford to pay Healthcare professionals more and have been poaching those professionals from Atlantic Canada creating crises in places like Nova Scotia where the population has greatly increased through the pandemic. So, yes of course if you pay those professionals more you'll solve problems in some places and cause more problems elsewhere.

Now, provinces can up their own taxes to make up for short falls, but guess how popular that will make the ruling parties that chose that.

The solution needs to be a lot more nuanced than just pay them more.

Edit: clarification

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Had to walk to school, uphill both ways in -40C everyday, all year. Things were better back then.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge ~~bats~~ parrots, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"

Fear and Loathing in the Pet Store.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I attended both a Halloween and Christmas party where the hosts had invited someone selling sex toys. Much hilarity and shenanigans ensued. They were both great parties.

 

Cap'n Crunch sellin in a dark alley way. Those poor kids are lookin a little rough.

Generated using Bing AI.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 

A bit of a flawed comic strip due to some taxonomic inaccuracies, but the punchline makes it a favorite for herpetologists.

An XKCD comic: https://xkcd.com/867/

Edit: spelling

 

Looks like Stark's been a bad influence on him.

(Just messing around with AI image generator trying ways to get around content filters.)

 

It just isn't the holiday season until Mic Mac Mall pulls out its Woody.

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