A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.
That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller blades
There was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.
Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skates
No chicken fucking in the champagne room.
License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
Says who?
PHYSICS, DAMN IT!
Then you clearly haven't tried hard enough
Chicken loses job
Chicken is broke, chicken strips
Three seventy-nine
Good bot!
Behold! A man!
Only to Plato.
Ah, dad jokes.
I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.
Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?
Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed me
fuckin. what?
The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars