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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 70 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Gotcha covered

[–] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 25 points 8 months ago

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

[–] standard_error@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there's a story here. Is there more?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I'll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The creature or something, I dunno.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Meat worm guy 🪱

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 7 points 8 months ago

Christmas guy 🪱

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

oh, i thought it was a the office reference

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Santa is coming to town :3

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Capitalism breeds innovation

[–] mqs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago
[–] ALavaPulsar@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Por que no los dos

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

In case Santa is bulimic?