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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 155 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

[–] mondo_brondo@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

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[–] CoolGirl586@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 13 points 9 months ago

That's fried rice, not white rice steamed or cooked in a rice cooker. I can imagine putting ketchup on a nigiri and immediately getting scolded in Japan.

[–] stackPeek@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fried rice, not normal rice

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Lol, we really don't do this. But it's fun to fuck with people.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

[–] sock@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 124 points 9 months ago (5 children)

As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can't tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

[–] Baccata@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

French here. I admit I used to eat rice with ketchup when I was a kid. I'm disgusted with myself thinking about it now.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
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[–] baked_tea@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 58 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

This is the only way tbh

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[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 36 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If you're asking who'd put rice with ketchup - my sister used to put ketchup on her popcorn. Microwave popcorn. Pre-buttered.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

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[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 19 points 9 months ago
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[–] gosling@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

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[–] LewZephyr@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Sir, this is a wendys.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Laoganma
So good! Ty their other sauces as well. I think there's four or five available in the US.

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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

Ketchup would be one of my last choices anyway. Maybe with certain mains like fried chicken or chicken fried steak (ok, some people say that's weird but it's what we did at Furr's Cafeteria).

Right now, probably Marie Sharp's Beware Habanero sauce. Second choice, chimichurri.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really....

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago (11 children)
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[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

Butter, salt & black pepper.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 10 points 9 months ago
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

Tamago kake gohan.

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[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Clashing_branes@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

KEWPIE Deep-Roasted Sesame Dressing and Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce

This combo hits all the right flavor notes.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Teriyaki and Sriracha

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's disgusting. Where do you source yours? So I can avoid it of course.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (11 children)

I can provide you with some locally and ethically sourced. For testing purposes of course

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[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Japanese barbeque sauce

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Blood, blood! Gallons of the stuff!

[–] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

salted butter

[–] surfrock66@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
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