More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.
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Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.
Damn
You DOG
him too.
Fair
So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.
They don't even look special? Like...TMNT pizza always looked so amazing. Those just look like normal ass eggs.
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Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.
I gotta know
Hey all you people
I don't like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.
I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.
Fish eating other fish isn't cannibalism. It's like humans eating other mammals
It's made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties
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Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.
Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2
But then... would Leela love you or the worms?
Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.
Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You're literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what's better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I'm a porn star. I guess that's a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it's an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it's kind of out of nowhere for me.
I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.
But that also means it's a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn't something you do unless you're in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.
The authors of ass eating memes aren't taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like "man, I'd like to eat that random person's ass out of nowhere without any prompting". And what I'm saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person's ass is fucking nasty at that moment.
Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I'd love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that's not what they're doing.
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Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it's okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.
I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
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Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.
One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.
♪ Young man! There are leaves all around
I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground
I say: young man! Won't it make a cool sound
When you
Stuff
It
In
Your
Leaf hole ♪
When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.
Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.
Mines is Solid Snake's rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1
the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots and missile impacts
The rat’s food
How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!
Because you were the first, fam.
110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.
I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.
Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.
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Anything from house moving castle
*Howls Moving Castle
The Death Sandwich from Regular Show
Cant forget about Velma’s ass though
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