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[–] Blackout@startrek.website 40 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Both wrong, its more like this:

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you see him eject his warp core

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Thanks. I opened comments looking for weirdier pics

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That looks like it could be the cover of a Chuck Tingle book. Pounded in the butt by my own blue throbbing warp core

The deep lore is in the comments.

Same as it ever was.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

Warp nacelles makes ship go fast. So warp nacelles are the legs. It’s the first one, not the United SpongeBob SquarePants Enterprise.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

If the enterprise were a nevernude, how would it wear its cutoffs

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Depends on where the sexual organs are ..... which leads to the question .... if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 12 points 8 months ago

fully functional

[–] ObsidianBlk@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean... The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.

My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole... And that's how Moya got pregnant.

Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So in the pants image ....

Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame

And picture two is more discrete

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In the episode where the baby alien is nursing off the enterprise (or was that Voyager?) which part of the ship was it suckling? That part is the boobies.

Edit: The boobies are near the impulse engines.

Boobies

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee there's some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.

First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that's possibly in my head forever.

Secondly, you're probably right.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

First Officer's quarters.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Both wrong.

Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit:

The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is... Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it's old. And old people wear their pants high.

Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn't wearing shoes.

This is the final, most correct answer for sure!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The enterprise does have a lot of engineers. It would wear overalls.

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.

[–] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Long live the Terran Empire sponsored by Wrangler

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, it’d be a combination of the two.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, we'd be asking on which nacelle the Enterprise wears its ankle monitor.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think we’re talking about two different floridas. Yours is the young and poor one, where mine is the old, retiree snowbird one.

“Inside every state there are two Floridas…”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One wants a red hat, the other wants a face tat.

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago

One is a Parrot Head, the other a meth head.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Going by the general design of living things (on Earth, at least) being a tube with appendages at various points, I'd say the first one is more likely.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nacelles are like the legs of the warp drive, and the shuttle bay is like the bum, so I go with the one on the left

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean when shuttles dock...

[–] off_brand_@beehaw.org 4 points 8 months ago

The first one, but uncover the engines because those are obviously the feet

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Free- ~~ballin'~~ Dilithium Crystalin'

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Like this, obviously