this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago

No flared base, no go. Safety first everyone.

[–] Maikeruk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ho ho ohhhh!

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

That base does not look flared enough

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

St Dickolas

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Santa girthy tho'. Your chimney better be ready.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bonus round:

A very merry Christmas indeed!

Santa Claus is coming.

Talk about a stocking stuffer.

It's nice to be on the naughty list.

Will he fit in my chimney?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Ding dong! Merrily on high

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A selection of these little jolly chaps are going to feature in ER stories soon about “a fella who slipped in the shower and accidentally sat on a Christmas decoration”.

[–] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You made me understand what this was about, thank you!

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Don’t become a statistic my friend.

[–] Smoked_Brie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This makes me miss r/MildlyPenis

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Or r/theyknew

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Welp, that's going down a chimney tonight!

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I now understand why mommy couldn't wait for Santa to show up!

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Has she been a good or a bad girl?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's penetration time then

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The gift that keeps on giving...

[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Is there something like c/theyknew ?

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We Three Kings of Orient Arse

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

cues up Santa Baby

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Christmas comes early this year

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Worth checking Adam Driver on a related SNL skit from this weekend. https://youtu.be/okzjoVnyr-Y

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3 each for a Hoe Hoe Hoe

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Slow@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For some reason the image is not showing up in Boost and Jerboa (Haven't tested it in other apps).

[–] Duranie@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Works on Connect.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the Bugs and Daffy Pagie Yes/No gif, linked externally. Could be something in your end has blocked makeagif.com? (and that site could be a poor choice by me?).

[–] Slow@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

You were right. The picture is not displayed because this site is blocked in my region..

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I want a little Santa in me... I mean in my life.