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[โ€“] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Polish language. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lamdbcidkwush sjxbd susbs s she sbh xidbsu?

nie mรณwiฤ™ po polsku

[โ€“] OctopusKurwa@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Polish man goes to opticians

Optician: Can you read the last line for me please?

Polish man: Read it ? I know the guy!

[โ€“] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

The vowel taxes are pretty high

[โ€“] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"It was the worst of times, it WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES!? YOU STUPID MONKEY!"

Kdnsbsishsbdudbddu

[โ€“] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

[โ€“] ikiru@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You stupid monkey!

[โ€“] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just need more, and eventually this meme will be complete.

Fjdossusn djdsuwjwksbddufb dhzvzbsj xjx xhxndbd jdjsid?

[โ€“] AnActualFossil@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not playing Scrabble with that monkey.

[โ€“] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Xjxkdnsnaiaoskwo issnwis hsusqpsndj dksoshdj

[โ€“] frippa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Qopqlwlrktff shajjajwrbrbd dbsahqbwbdbbxhzuauqiwi

[โ€“] moipe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Couple more of these bad boys and we should be reading some classy Shakespear in the caption. I am excited for the future.

Hklgdkfdagklbds kksffxmkhklnk

[โ€“] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Direct from the Trump re-election campaign.

Fkoonnjijohuuj ukkszddd cohfdsgh kfhbdsshjofds tlskvldkf rlckskflf ukbslcskv mdlkfshldldk pflgkfzmcm.

[โ€“] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's basically Shakespeare

Lsslsosjsbgzbsbsk shsismwubs

[โ€“] irdc@derp.foo 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] saegor@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

jdufufjevsufjf djfjd djdbduw did d djd dudbdhsifj

[โ€“] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clzlsjshdowhsis sonsjsuz hsueben

[โ€“] Dups@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dkxxudhsbak didhsnsksiejebs

[โ€“] owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

spdowpvpbke fdosqpwlexp ksskefkdpsp dovkwkvcmacnzv dadadkaskmdmkaaasdaaasdlcasxpcldadsd dkekemmd cmckfrqwfsdfgadfadferrgjak ssydloflwevjgjmxz adjfaif

[โ€“] Switch@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is dawg replying with not Shakespeare ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

[โ€“] Gacrux@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he wasn't the 10^342th monkey

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