AnActualFossil

Does it work with bzip as well?

I'm not playing Scrabble with that monkey.

I read that as "children / parents" and was about to search for this amazing revenge story, but then I read the post again and now I'm disappointed.

That's just the sign of a deeper illness. Soon you'll be installing a disk defragger.

Alt-B usually works fairly reliably

Don't just give out your secret recipes like that!

It's not that I want to see them fight, it's more that I want to see Elon get repeatedly punched in the face.

I like your optimism. Even though I'm far from sharing it.

I don't live in the states, but my mum used to threaten with Ohio when I misbehaved as a child. I was never really sure what it was but it certainly sounded scary.

Don't ask a question, post a wrong answer to the question you have.

That'll give you many answers.

Of course you can always start by RTFM you lazy sod.

Good old Transport Smeagol Administration.

How about giving times in UTC on a worldwide Internet forum?