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[-] pec@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 months ago

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 20 points 6 months ago

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You'll need a lot of stickers.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

[-] monotremata@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 6 months ago
[-] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

Bean would make a hell of a QA

[-] hollunder@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 6 months ago

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory... Is this what they call a 'dickpic'?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago

Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

[-] zane@kbin.social 14 points 6 months ago

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 11 points 6 months ago

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 5 points 6 months ago

I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

You're thinking of "fish stuck in fan"

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 6 months ago

If my penis looked like that I'd focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I take it you're circumcised?

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago

That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 6 months ago

The story here is simply "defacement."

[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Good if not beheading

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

[-] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i saw these fun stickers that were like "clap to activate" or "yell to activate" that you could put on random things

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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