overview for Assman

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

He's secretly gambling up in heaven now ❤️ only for the angels to win, of course

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I'm clamping the ham right now boys

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

There was a problem and, yo, he solved it

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Skill issue

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We can rewind though right?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Imagine you get divorced

"Oh hey Janet"

"It's Robert now"

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

With that spot above her mouth she looks like 😮

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

*creating again

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago

Why would they want to solve an issue that causes you to need a new product from them

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I recognize that "this child is getting too damn heavy for this" face

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Have you ever heard of China