.... You were supposed to the whole time ....

I... I already did pronounce the L 😔

Next you'll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

I already do this with the word "solder" which confuses my fellow Americans greatly. They seem to think I'm lying that the L is sounded out in some other English speaking countries.

I just think the American pronunciation (SAW-dur) sounds wrong.

From now on I'll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

You're not supposed to? Not a native English speaker.

I speak Spanish and it's wild to have no many randomly decided silent letters in words. We have the H that is silent always, and that's it. We have Salmón, with the intonation in the o, and we of course pronounce the L. I can't even say salmon without the L while not sounding stupid.

You weren't supposed to do that?

Just try to pronounce laugh as it’s spelt. I dare you.

Salmon in English sounds like semen in Spanish

Oh sugar, I already do

Partly wish I had Twitter in order to commend them on their choice of Frisky Dingo profile pic, but I'd rather pull the pubes off my scrotum one-by-one with tweezers than visit Twitter so it's not going to happen.

Anybody want to DM OP for me? Or get their pubes removed?

Just as long as I can simultaneously drop the'l' sound from salmonella

what

is it not pronounced /sɔɫ.mən/ (sol-muhn)???

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It's making my tongue feel funny.

I always pronounce the H in Meghan and the TH in Thailand in my head.

*They put sall-mon in the fish tacos, Hank. ¡SALL-MON!

As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

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