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[–] root@aussie.zone 110 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bed bugs.

Positive outcome would be no more having to burn contaminted possessions (or wash them in very hot water many times).

[–] athos77@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was going to go with the rabies virus, but bedbugs is a solid choice as well.

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Viruses aren't even alive in the technical biological sense

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[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I think any human-specialized parasite is an easy choice. Head lice? Fuck em.

[–] Taiatari@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] mustardman@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They're not human, I'll allow this.

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[–] hanni@lemmy.one 45 points 1 year ago (11 children)

I know you said that we shouldn’t say humans but I’m gonna say it anyway:

Humans.

Sorry.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Would be interesting to tally up the negative impacts of removing humans as well.

Culls of invasive species would no longer occur, which would be detrimental in those ecosystems.

A fairly significant number of endangered animals probably only exist today due to human intervention and breeding programs (i am well aware that we probably made them endangered in the first place)

Cross breeds would be done as well, Ligers and Mules require humans for breeding. Although in fairness they are definitely not natural to begin with.

Many animals we have domesticated would be done for as well, most smaller dogs are completely, reliant on humans for food and grooming. Many cats would be okay, but some breeds are likely dead ends as well. Jersey cows would probably have a bad time as well, without milking, sheep might have issues as well?

Interesting thought experiment.

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah, this is a good topic. I can add a few:

~~Short term, pets in houses, farm animals, etc will need to escape and start fending for themselves otherwise they'll starve (or dehydrate).~~. Oops, I'd somehow missed an entire paragraph of your post πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Sheep need us to trim their wool, because we've bred them up grow fair more than they need. They'll get too hot if they don't have problems with defecation first (an actual thing farmers have to worry about).

Medium to long term, when dams and dikes aren't maintained they'll eventually fail, flooding vast areas including the Netherlands.

I guess that the world will continue heating for a bit even once we're gone, so we wouldn't be around to theoretically use our tech to help. Obviously, we're the reason it's happening in the first place, but nature's not equipped to deal with change that's this rapid.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Life After people. Whole series exploring this

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[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Humans are the only species that would ask a question like this with ecologically damning effects. So, yeah.

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ticks.

They seem to just make everything worse, and I don't think anything only eats ticks. Not to mention the diseases they carry.

[–] lyam23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Possums eat ticks. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make, ticks are awful.

[–] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Possums don't live exclusively on ticks, they don't even particularly have a penchant for eating ticks. There was just one study that showed they could eat ticks and potentially have a resistance to some diseases.

Edit: sauce - https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34298355/

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[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Ticks and mosquitos.

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[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hate to say it, but getting rid of mosquitos would probably have bigger consequences than that. The females are the only ones sucking blood, the males on the other hand help pollinate plants, exterminating them could potentially affect our food production lines...

... But not gonna lie I'd still genocide the fuckers, ecological damage be damned.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You don't need to eliminate all mosquitos, just the ones that bite people.

There are dozens of different species of mosquitos, and not all of them bite people. If you get rid of the ones that bite people the others will likely still fill in as pollinators for those that are no longer competing with them.

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Canadian Geese, the animal that Canada stored all its rage inside and sent to battle the United States

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Bedbugs. That's a terrible thing to happen to anyone.

[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A wave of them swept through my old apartment once almost six years ago. I still freak out at the smallest itch or bump.

Those bastards cause serious trauma

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[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Most positive effects on the planet but not humans?
Cattle, they're a major source of greenhouse gasses, as are all the industries built around growing, processing, and transporting them.

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[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pandas. I mean, they really don't seem like they want to exist in the first place. And China get's to finally shut up about them.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

they really don’t seem like they want to exist

Alternatively, they're at peace and content with their existence. At least that's what it seems like to me, goals really

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm off the opinion that no animal would be beneficial to remove. In almost every instance where we have exterminated a species there has been negative unanticipated consequences. Even mosquitos and bed bugs, there are predators that eat them and subsequent predators that eat them and so on. It's kind of like the butterfly effect. It's a balance formed from eons of coexistence that is not to be tampered with. There is so many examples where scientists try to introduce an animal to exterminate another that has gone horribly wrong. Regardless of my opinion, all living things have a part in our world. I'm not a vegetarian btw, but I do use Arch.

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[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Mosquitoes are pollinators. Sucking blood and being annoying is only a small part of their functionality.

[–] Boisterous@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deleting all mosquitoes would have a significant impact on the environment, many birds and spiders mainly prey on them. Delete just mosquitoes that bite humans. It's a much narrower range and wouldn't affect the environment as much.

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[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 12 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Cockroaches... as far as I'm aware, they don't contribute anything to the eco system, they're just pests.

Unfortunatelly, not even a nuclear war can erradicate them πŸ˜’.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

'Cockroach' encompasses a wide range of species, the majority of which have no interest in living in a human's home, and contribute to the work of decomposition on the forest floor. Many smaller predators also eat them.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK, just the pest ones then 😁.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm on board with that πŸ‘

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[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just learned recently that there are over 3000 species of cockroaches and about 10 are invasive to humans.

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I think I'm going to go with Africanized honeybees. My understanding is they're a man-made calamity, so pressing the delete key on them wouldn't like, upset the circle of life and piss off Mufasa or whatever.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

If you gave any random person god like powers to do whatever they wanted, they would immediately eradicate mosquitoes as their first act.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Ticks and botflies. We don't need maggots making a home in our skin. Even worse is what they do to animals like sheep.

Mosquitos are mainly an annoyance to me and I can deal with them.

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[–] GyozaPower@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Hard to say. Mosquitos, is probably not one of them because even as much as we hate them, many animals prey on them, so unless other insect replaces them as a food source for those animals, them disappearing would probably affect many other species and subsequently, other species that may feed or depend in some form on those that feed on mosquitos.

My answer would probably be ticks, since I don't think there's many animals that feed on them and their only usefulness is population control, which should be doable by other species either way.

Edit: bed bugs as well, since it was mentioned by other commenters, I hate those fuckers and last I checked they weren't any animal's primary food source.

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Chiggers. Fucking hate those things.

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[–] neonred@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Tics. What's their use in nature anyway?

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