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Banana (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[โ€“] Hupf@feddit.de 88 points 10 months ago (2 children)

  • Look, are you down to f*ck or not?

  • I'm down to eat a banana.

[โ€“] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But she wants HIS banana ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[โ€“] lostme@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, he has two, he can share

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

but once she eats it, it will be gone. a romantic evening turns to horror.

[โ€“] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Ugh, you can always buy more banana.

[โ€“] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mm

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Sounds like she thinks she's too good for a free banana.

[โ€“] Norgur@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

[โ€“] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

beat the meat

[โ€“] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Treat the feet

[โ€“] Seraph@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Third banana?

[โ€“] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago

"you're not going to believe this..."

[โ€“] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

I feel seen.

[โ€“] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not a big fan of bananas

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

fuck you

[โ€“] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

And the big banana lobby arrives to slander the opposition

[โ€“] Damaskox@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

How many bananas does a man fit in his pants?
Can you ever be so sure with only one glance?
Gotta get a feel, a handful touch under that fabric,
one more disappointment comes with a banana grip.

"Oi mate! What is your damn problem here then?"
Making the lady more mad by the laughter of Sven!
"Just keep digging 'em up and maybe you'll be surprised",
"Maybe there is nothing else that would get up and rise!"

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

c/bananaaaaaaccceee

[โ€“] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

"Did my girlfriend give you that banana?"

"No, my mom did"