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this is why I am fat (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I honestly don't know what those bottom things are. Deep fried something?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Definitely crab rangoon.

They're mostly cream cheese, but they manage to be way better than you'd think

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

mistake?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Im dyslexic, so I rely a bit heavily on the keyboard to minimize errors from that. But, sometimes it causes others lol.

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

They look like crab rangoons.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago

Exactly.

Deep-fried I don't care I'm eating its

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You stuff hors doeurves into your open wounds?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You don't?

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what boo-boos crab rangoons cure, but I have a small knife and some furniture with pointy edges, so I'm gunna flail around until I ouch myself in hopes I am awarded this remedy.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hey man, it's either this or I go back to the booze. Unfortunately both ate pretty fatal for my maladaptive ass.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My wife makes a bomb ass Crab Rangoon in our air fryer! I can kill 6 or 7 easily with my meal.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

for sedation & pain relief In the olden days, doctors would liquor-up kids too

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Mmm. All cheese and vaguely seafood flavoured mini-samosas.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

mmmm cholesterol

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

i'm fat 'cause i'm fly, you ain't cause you're not