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Sen. Markwayne Mullin blamed “political correctness” for the uproar over his attempt to fight a witness during a Senate hearing.

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[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 125 points 7 months ago

Political correctness. This guy inherently implies that following the law and not committing crimes is too woke. Bros, is it gay to not commit an assault and battery at least once a day?

What a clown.

[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Hell yeah that's gay! In the best possible way. -meant as a statement that would likely irk this new generation of right wing politicians.

It isn't super helpful that I think this way, but I get a kick out of idiots having the bravado to say this kind of stuff without having any inkling that they are the problem.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

Just roll around in a chain link hexagon with another mostly naked dude for a few hours. It’ll straighten you right out.

[-] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

Man... Being a cis white male is too hard these days. Maybe I should transition or something.

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How is this not a form of witness tampering? Are congressional witnesses allowed to be threatened for their participation in a hearing?

Wouldn't this also meet the requirements for "Obstructing an official proceeding"?

I've not really followed this story, but is anybody talking about impeachment and / or criminal charges for this behavior?

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

It's the GOP. They alternatively hate the concept of a state when it's not them in power, and want a religious-military caliphate-style government when it is them in power.

The concept of witness tampering is just taking non-believers out back and shooting them, it's just another point on the daily docket.

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 7 months ago

Does impeachment even mean anything anymore

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

Impeachment has a new meaning: The removal of a Democrat from office.

You need Republicans to impeach someone as long as we don't have 2/3rds control so that means no Republicans will ever be impeached.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 64 points 7 months ago

Yeah sure, you got talked down by an 82 year old grandpa. That's even weaker than having your friends "hold you back."

Glad we're in an age where violence is generally discouraged.

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

“Generally,” except for the honorable statesmen that represent the general public in matters of diplomacy and legislation. Bet it helps military spending though.

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago

He’s still talking? After committing the most embarrassing spectacle I’ve ever seen in the senate. I guess it’s a good thing he’s a republican and incapable of feeling embarrassment or shame.

[-] Cranakis@lemmy.one 51 points 7 months ago

This was so dumb. It was entertaining to watch Bernie break it up tho.

"Sit Down! You are a United States Senator!"

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 32 points 7 months ago

Damn, I thought you were going to say he came in with a steel chair.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

OH MY GOD! THE SANDERS SLAMMER! He may not be getting up after that one!

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[-] Cranakis@lemmy.one 19 points 7 months ago

I wish.

"This is my committee!" While jumping from the bench into the gallery

He'd break a hip tho, irl.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

He'd break a hip tho, irl.

For sure.

Ol' markwayne's.

(Also what the ever-loving fuck kind of a name is that?)

[-] blazera@kbin.social 31 points 7 months ago

dont worry senator, I believe you when you say you want to physically assault union leaders. I'll throw it onto the pile of derangements

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Someone whose first name is two first names smashed together should never be allowed a position of authority.

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

That's definitely a serial killer sort of name.

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[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 7 months ago

Why do rednecks have names like Joe Bob or in the case Markwayne? Because they don't know which one of his mother's brothers is the father.

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[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

What a child. The correct response to a grown adult asking for a fist-fight is to laugh in their face and mock them for their temper tantrum.

[-] Treczoks@kbin.social 24 points 7 months ago

Let him. And then put him behind bars for aggravated assault and witness intimidation.

[-] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I completely lost it when he started talking about how he'd bite.

Like he's trying to be a macho man and "do things the manly way" then he comes back with "but I'll bend the rules if it helps me"

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

I doubt Oklahoma is embarrassed by this idiot. I’m sure they’ll re-elect him.

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago
[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

If he'd been named Mar'kwayne, he'd never have been elected.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

He should be replaced by Martok.

... well, that might be worse.

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Mar’kwayne brings dishonor to his house and will not ascend to the halls of Sto’vo’kor

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Martok will pave the road to Gre'thor with his ashes! Unfortunately it doesn't help our issues of decorum in Congress :/

[-] winky9827b@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Martok was at least honorable.

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[-] CapgrasDelusion@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Unbelievable that we now have a party of, "why can't I hit people?"

He knows the guy who caned Sumner was charged with and convicted of assault, right?

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[-] theodewere@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

this dude wants desperately to dress up like a little girl

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[-] MycoBro@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Man. I have zero doubt I could mop the floor with this fuck nut. I don’t normally fantasize about such things, but could y’all imagine how good it would feel to get ahold of one of these “tough” guys for just a few min. I already know what would happen. The second they saw what was about to really happen, that the person they are talking to has no intention of talking back and is making their way towards them, they will crawfish fast as fuck. I’ve seen it a million times.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago

Isn't this the MMA guy though? I don't think they fuck around. I'm pretty sure he just has brain damage and seriously thinks violence is an acceptable response to petty disagreement...

[-] SCB@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Doesn't take much to be an "MMA Guy." It's not like he's a champion or anything. Dude has <10 minutes total fight time, 15+ years ago.

He had no shot in this potential fight

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe if mma stands for Mediocre mental agility.

[-] thisisawayoflife@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Someone should make a wet shit pie and smash it on his face.

[-] 108@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

someone got hit in the head too many times

[-] DABDA@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 months ago

Is that a big boy in the senate? Who's a big boy, yes he is!

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Ok even taking that argument at face value which is more than it deserves, is he implying he should not be politically correct in politics?

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