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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

TETRA? The radio protocol used by the police?

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sigh...

I did not expect them to be so dumb as to break their own specific encryption systems...

Well, I guess I expected the bare minimum from the government, and they let me down...

....again.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Also, the implementation is fucking horrible. The rule is literally "Press, Think, Speak", because requesting to speak and opening a connection takes a solid 5-10 seconds. Very good if you want to communicate while in a burning house. Literally everybody hates it.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

Oh, what the fuck?

One of the key benefits of radio communications, is that it acts as a megaphone, but only to people monitoring the channel.

Press the PTT key, and talk (following established radio protocol), 5-10 sec delay is crap!

[–] Pechente@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That sounds horrible. What about this stupid standard takes this fucking long? Is it not improvable by current tech?

[–] w3stley@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

They are working on it. The TETRA standard is from the 90s, and by now the last fire departments are switching to it (TETRA)

Maybe 20 years between the federal decision and the last county implementing the new standard.

[–] thewowwedeserve@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Are you using a different Tetra than anyone else? Because every radio i have used takes at max 1-1,5s to establish communications?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No it's the tech behind milk cartons, tetrapak

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's what caused all those children to go missing

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Sacrifices had to be made

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

So Alfa Laval?

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just fuckin' start rectally examining every damm citizen!

[–] quackers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yep, just in case theyre hiding a terrorist or pedophile up there.

[–] Tak@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

But THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!1!

Disregard how 1184 children died in the US to cars and 162,298 were injured in 2021 alone

[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

damn carsexuals exist??

[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Security through bureaucracy.

[–] dauerstaender@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry but do you have a Please Don't Form 1302?

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only the Can You Don’t 3907B

[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That one does not apply today or tomorrow.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

But I have a The Eighties Called 60873.a form that allows me to use that previous one

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Europeans: "Those perfidious Russians and the nefarious Chinese are the two single biggest threats to our domestic security. Why... they'll just hack into any old thing and fill it full of evil communist propaganda. They'll shut down our critical infrastructure, hijack our data services, and spam us so full of phishing attempts that you won't know what's safe to click on! And all just to watch us fail, then laugh at us. The fiends!!!"

Also Europeans: "Google's CEO said we need to dismantle the last ten years of digital safety standards so we can undermine the YouTube adblocker. Make this our top priority."

[–] jackpot@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

i hope this is exclusively anti-google and not some in-between the lines way of saying we're also being too harsh to two genocidal dictatorships

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 10 months ago
[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If anyone actually bothers to read the EU website, it's not the EU you have to worry about

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

In one one of the randomly selected messages at the top of their homepage they show their opencollective page. They've marked themselves as Australian