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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Couldn't they have given the liver to someone who was less of an idiot?

[–] RealSpiderLane@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago

Ex alcoholic and “cirrhosis survivor” here. (I hate that latter term.)

I’m stunned that this situation went down how it did.

I had the full jaundice package when I finally went into the hospital and agreed to detox. I was told I would have to be booze-free for a minimum of six months to be considered for a transplant of any kind; both my liver and kidneys were in concerning shape.

They told me the timeframe for actually being considered was more like two years; there’s basically a board of trustees for each state, they review every case requesting an organ transplant and decide who gets what. (It’s literally a death panel, haha.)

No matter how good I was/am, I would still be at the very lowest priority. They’d have to have available livers as far as the eye can see for me to have a realistic chance. There is no actual chance I would ever get a donor liver, and I don’t want one.

I was dumb. I did it completely to myself. It’s not as simple as “you could’ve quit anytime you wanted,” trying to do that with alcohol is extraordinarily dangerous, BUT I did indeed do this to myself. It would be galactic levels of unethical and immoral for me to be trying to take a donor liver away from ANYONE.

I have since recovered way past the expectations of any medical personnel who worked on me during that time. July 1 will be two years alcohol-free for me.

My point in all of this is that I’m honestly having trouble believing this guy got this transplant at all, let alone so fast.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Organs don't keep... If they got the donor it probably meant there wasn't anybody else queued up.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think what's extra dangerous about Tylenol is that it doesnt feel like it's doing anything. When it works, some minor pain goes away, or maybe your fever goes down. But there's no side effects that you really feel, so I bet people get a false sense of security with it. Like, oh it isn't giving me opioid euphoria, or knocking me out. And you can just buy as much as you want, no restrictions. It must be perfectly safe.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Tylenol: that's a brand of paracetamol for non US people.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Nothing is perfectly safe. You can kill yourself with water poisoning, and that's pumped directly into your house.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

how the fuck did they find a donor so fast???

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Depends, who's your liver guy?

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I got a heart transplant about 18 hours after being added to the list.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

serious question, but how?

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My brother in Christ, the paracetamol box LITERALLY says to never go more than 4 grams (4000 mg) in a 24hs period on any mg pills presentation

And as far as I see, that's a general rule with everything. Even those caramels for sore throat or reflux pills, where you'd need to eat thousands in a day to overdose, say the same

Don't fuck with medicine dudes

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You're assuming he can read.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 21 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Is this real? Who gets a liver donor in 4 days?

[–] Rainbowblite@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The liver damage is very believable but a liver transplant after 4 days is absurd.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 2 points 4 hours ago

The only way it happened is if people who need a liver but not because of alcohol-related damage are pushed to the top of the list. The alcoholics would basically be last in line. Some might say that's discriminatory, but it's perfectly normal to triage patients and provide care to the ones with more immediate needs, or the ones most likely to survive. Doctors have to make judgement calls.

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[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like American healthcare to me.

You either cope, and probably cause irreparable hard to yourself, or you go to the clinic or ER and get labeled a drug seeker.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Americans don't call it paracematol, they call it acetaminophen or just tylenol. This is from the UK.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, shit! Guy OD'd on acetaminophen? Yeah, that is scary. My wife had a friend that attempted a self KO with Tylenol for some reason. What a horrible way to go. She is so lucky she didn't need a transplant.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fun fact, when you mix sinus medicines your blood can test positive for methamphetamine.

I know this because I am now on a list of meth addicts at every networked hospital after an er visit while treating a sinus infection.

they took four blood tests and "confirmed" I was high on meth and refused to treat why I was there in the first place because to them, I was high as shit. even though I was literally directing people around blood on the floor and calling for housekeeping to come clean up the blood on the floor because the nurse refused to do her fucking job.

I asked to be removed from the list as well as have the false test results removed from my history and was told that's impossible.

doesn't technology make things so much better? Now the best pain meds I'll ever get at a hospital will be extra strength Tylenol. you know, that shit I have at home they charge me $400 a pill for.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

Pseudoephedrine is the main ingredient in meth, that's why they changed all the OTC sinus stuff to phenylephrine years ago, and why the OTC stuff doesn't work worth a damn anymore.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Not "even paracetamol". ESPECIALLY paracetamol.

Tylenol/acetaminophen/paracetamol is both weak ass painkiller and really dangerous because the overdose line is low. Here they put it in synthetic opioid drugs, it doesn't help with pain but does make them more dangerous.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (11 children)

He's lucky it was just his liver. People who overdose or try to commit suicide with it are not in for a good time or quick death and after it's absorbed into your body it will cause a systemic shutdown of several organs like the kidneys and pancreas. Not just the liver, and there's absolutely no way to counteract this after that first 36 hours. You will die (you aren't getting all of the organs replaced) and it will take days before you succumb. No antidote or life support or anything can be done for you.

You'll feel fine the first day but may have some vomiting. By day 3 the jaundice and stomach pain sets in as the liver is first to show signs of the organs failure and it's no longer possible to counteract the drug. By the fourth day your organs start shutting down and you'll have much more pain and vomiting. All that can be done is get your affairs in order because you'll be dead and in pain while you wait around to die and regret your suicide.

I say suicide because it's almost always intentional. It usually takes 40 325mg pills to cause this, although the liver damage can be caused with 20+ pills in an adult, generally. If you think you've possibly overdosed get to the hospital quick and tell them what you've taken so they can start you on Acytylcystine. If you "feel fine" after the first day or so and think you're all good you may be wrong and when day Tyree rolls around and your feeling bad or jaundiced your liver is already wrecked and can't be fixed.

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[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (8 children)

My daughter's dog that is a climber got on a shelf and knocked a basket off that had a large bottle of Tylenol in it. She chewed the bottle up.

I got home and saw some pills and a demolished bottle on the ground. Vet tech friend said to induce vomiting with hydrogen peroxide.

Didn't have any of that, but I did have some minty mouthwash with peroxide and no xylitol in it. Dog willingly drank it, puked with foam, drank a bit more, puked more foam, then I dug through the mess.

No pills or any sign of the color on the pills. She's still kicking.

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