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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh fuck you. If this water I just sprayed out of my face destroys my monitor then you're buying me a new one.

[–] armus@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thats the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people not doing much work, and ruining monitors

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're really on an IT Crowd kick at the moment, huh? Who's your favorite? Richard Ayoade or Joel McHale?

[–] armus@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a request yesterday for more british stuff so trying to make it a thing hah. Moss recording his dating profile video on the toilet was A+ hbu?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will never not be a fan of 'Gay! The Musical!'

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

He's just standing there... Menacingly!

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

WeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWo...

It took me so long to get this

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can confirm they do this and you can scream at people over the intercom while pushing the we-wo harder button.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'd love to witness an ambulance rolling down the window and telling an old lady to "Move the fuck out of the way!!"

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the number for the ambulance, again...?

0118 uh uh uh, m m m mm mm m m m m mm....... 3

Then which country have I got?

[–] armus@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're talking about the phone for the new sexy British emergency services, I replied to the comment above not realizing you're the one who summoned me. I can included it here, too, though, if you'd prefer.

Just, please, don't open the green door.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just, please, don't open the green door.

That's where Cradle of Filth lives

It's not an actual cradle of filth. That would be terrible.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It was nice in Japan where there's no real limit on vehicular noise. A guy grilling sweet potatoes, an ultranationalist party screaming about immigrants, and an ambulance all have equal right to scream things over a megaphone.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can and have done that before lol. Not with the window down but over the PA.Here's a video that might scratch that itch though

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Amazing 😍