SARGEx117

Damn, I've seen this rerun before about 20 years ago..

"I don't understand, if you don't want crushed orphans, just don't toss them in the orphan crushing machine"

Well maybe they shouldn't have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

An M72 LAW rocket launcher tube, sitting in the center of the living room, on end. No coffee table, just that sitting upright in between the couch and TV.

"we're not doing illegal, and no you can't check."

-People doing illegal things

The petco groomer decided to shave my dogs' entire ass because he "didn't want to brush out butt tangles today", his exact words when we went to collect our dog.

He's a great Pyrenees Collie mix.

His hair went from long and silky with an undercoat, to frizzy, thick, unmanageable mess that has to be brushed twice a day to prevent mats.

Congrats bitch, now my dog will never have his hair be normal again because you didn't want to do your job right.