Holy mackerel, it's the house!
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? ๐ซ
a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.
I can BREATHE!
My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.
Water heater ๐ฎโ๐จ
Poor cat
I was leaning against this when I opened the post:
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
Iโm at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me ๐ฌ
It's pointing at my finger, so an easy one.
Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
entire crate of water bottles.
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper
Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn't get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
It's a car. RIP
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.
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An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ~~ashtray~~ bowl
My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
Don't look up "anal vore"
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TP
I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.
You can do it, I believe in you.
Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
I just walked past a parked car as I read thatโit's been nice knowing you all
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To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
... 40 oz metal water bottle...
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
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