Mr. Jesus is getting Lemon Pledge.
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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Jesus Baggins: And they continue to come! Where am I supposed to get that amount of plates?!
Random question, but when you have an image like this with a ton of that fuzzy noise stuff and then you try to put an image into it without any fuzzy noise crap, what's the best way to do it? Basically, how do you match noise when compositing images?
I've found some ways to do it online that are decent but it almost always comes out different. Like you can usually totally tell the image doesn't belong there.
Honestly I don't think Consuela belongs in this image with or without noise.
But the answer is "experience with photo editing"
I feel like she's got as much right to be in this image as the other dudes
Last time I did this, I put the inserted elements into new layers and put some filters to generate some noise on these new layers (w/o applying it to the original picture) until it looked somewhat convincing. You might want to experiment with several methods to generate noise and their parameters (or even combine several of them). Also it can be handy to apply these effects to new effect layers on top of the layer(s) you want to adjust and then play around how you mix them.
this is millienial Dave's Not Here Man
"Hey! Hey man, it's Dave! I got the shit! Open up!"
"Who is it?"
"IT'S DAVE! I GOT THE SHIT!"
"Dave's not here, man. He went to get the shit!"
She’s just covering for him she’s got that post-dicking look in her eyes.
Jesus, famous pipe-layer
mister superman no here
“Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.
This really says a lot about America today
If anyone's wondering why the Easter bunny or Easter eggs exist, it's because they represent Spring and rebirth.
