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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

100 Grand, maybe a York if I'm in a real specific mood. The other options are for suckers.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Whichever one has the drugs in it.

On a serious note, I'll have any candy corn if you're looking to get rid of it

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

The York Peppermint Patties. It doesn't belong with the rest of that swill.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Throw the whole bowl on the ground and scream about the clear superiority of Three Musketeers.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Reece's or 100 Grand, depending on my energy level.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Twix first, then milky way

[–] Skkorm@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

No coffee crisp, I'm out

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This is the impossible challenge.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is there a Mars? If yes that one for me.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Same reaction, "I want the mars oh..."

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

Weird looking MilkyWay.

Are they edibles?

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Milky way all day

[–] senkora@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

My favorite has always been crunch bars. So good.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I'm on a diet.

Off diet I'd eat them all.

[–] Salain810@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I can get the almond joy and the 100 grand in one motion

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Oh you saw the green m&m too

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Found Tucker Carlson's account!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If I had frozen dinner money I probably wouldn't be on the internet. I'd probably be high off my ass on a pile of asses (all painted green like the m&m but that stays between me and my therapist, who's on the bottom of the pile)

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