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Don’t forget to log out! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 months ago by NotSpez@lemm.ee to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The original is funny, what's the joke about "I'm never leaving" ? never leaving twitter?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

that is the meaning, but it's just a turn of phrase. It implies the writer knows the site is terrible but has found entertainment there anyway.

Similar to "wild horses couldn't drag me away" or "I was transfixed"

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jaap is her husband maybe?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

i wouldn't be the least surprised if elon is running a campaign to make it seem like anyone actually enjoys twitter still

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I enjoy Twitter because it's a place I can say anything I want to the traitors that abound there

I'm done with IRL fistfights and live in Maga country, so it can be therapeutic at times.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everything is a billionaire conspiracy

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

they are literally an elite overclass who own basically everything lmao, why do you act as if it's strange to expect them to manipulate things?

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

There's manipulating things and then there's seeing one tweet that isn't a negative criticism of twitter and attributing it to a possible PR conspiracy lol.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You need to be told how to react to a joke.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

I didnt even notice it

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nonono, for kidneys, you need to open your Bluetooth settings and unpair them...

[–] NotAPenguin@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or just walk far enough away

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Nooooo, you don't want them re-pairing at an inopportune moment! Just disconnect them completely and be on the safe side.

[–] detalferous@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only organ transplant that requires you to log out is the colon

[–] ech@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

It's more of a "clear cookies" situation.

[–] Clerkle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Except when 2FA requires a TOTP in the form of out of season fruits in an incompatible combo with canned spinach.