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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 55 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

[–] orelow@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for the ass of a giant.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The best I got is a giant ass.

Won "Best in Show" at the local fair.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 10 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

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[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Maybe pizza box technology has improved because I haven't seen these things in a long time sadly

[–] RiderExMachina@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Anyone under the age of 20 has got to be scratching their head at this meme.

[–] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm under 37 and also scratching my (European) head. Is this one of those insane US things?

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

I used to see them in the UK. Perhaps they're making the boxes stronger to save needing the plastic, or maybe it's just smaller pizzas/boxes don't need them.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Depending on the chain they still come on some pizzas our side of the ocean.

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[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, they're just cutting cost. My recently ordered pizza was ripped off and stuck to the box. Had to scrape it off .

[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] griD@feddit.de 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.

[–] griD@feddit.de 20 points 10 months ago

And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!

[–] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

This sounds like a $20 The Sims DLC.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I just dream of square pizza in round box

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Of course, you need somewhere to sit after all.

[–] MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You better limit that recursion or imma smack you with a RecursionError

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My dream is to eat at that little table that comes on top of the pizza that's on top of the little table that you're eating from that comes on top of the first pizza.

[–] ReaperWithASniper@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

How high are you?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I haven't had a pizza with a little table in ages. Maybe I'm not getting pizza from the right places, but even the local chain I get pizza from doesn't use them on their extra larges.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

A while ago we (humans) learnt how to actually make boxes so the tables aren’t necessary anymore

[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 10 months ago

Even longer before that, we used to have a ball of dough on the pizza to keep the pizza from touching the box.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So that's what happened? How did we do that?

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Beef, ooooor.....beeeeeean?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Fair enough

[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's the little table used for, sure I seen a short video explaining I've been using it wrong,but don't remember.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

I think it's so if there's pressure at the center of the box, it won't press into the pizza, which would cause part of the cheese to stick to the cardboard.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Dr. D Flow might be able to make this come true.

[–] Archaicio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Somebody send this to Mr. Beast.

[–] OldManDerp@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM

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