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[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

In this economy, I wish i could...

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

922 partners

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago

That's MY HOUSE you bookstack! You thieving oil barrel! I was IN THAT HOUSE. I STILL AM. Put us down and LET ME OUT. Where is the exit??

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think that buying and living in a yurt would be a better option than trying to buy a house.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago
  • Big ol' Yurt. 2 or 3 if you have or want to start a family

  • Solar-powered electric generator

  • Vegetable garden

  • Located near Lake Superior

I can definitely see myself living that kind of life.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Did you know that you can 3d print a house in less than 24 hours? You can't download the concrete, but you could download the plans.

We're maybe slowly creeping towards a post-scarcity world. If we can avoid destroying ourselves or the planet in the next century, we might get there. But, the entrenched interests are holding on with their fingernails.

One awful example of this is library books.

In the before times, people had to go and take an actual physical book out of the library. Along came e-books. In theory, a library now only needed to buy a single copy of a book and they could lend it out to everyone. It's no surprise that they didn't do that, instead if they want to loan out 10 copies at a time, they buy 10 books.

What's really stupid is that the publishers weren't satisfied with that arrangement. They also want to simulate wear and tear on these digital ebooks, so it can be just like paperbacks. So, after 26 loans, DRM on the ebooks means they self-destruct.

[–] functionIsOdd@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That article you linked about 26 loans is from 2011. Do you know if they still do that or they decided to roll it back or something? I couldn't find anything about it other then more articles from 2011

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago

I don't know if it's exactly the same, but they definitely have a limited number of loans before the library is forced to buy another copy.

Here's an article from 2023 by a librarian with more details:

Other titles are metered. This is essentially a lease. Libraries purchase a title for time, 12 to 24 months or by checkouts, usually 26. When the terms of the lease expire the item is no longer available and has to be repurchased.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For safety, never plug an unknown USB drive into your house.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My house got hacked when I did this once.

At least use protection mine got a hell of an STI.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I just tried it and now my front door won't lock.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Got dang son of a gun

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Shit, if I had enough filament, I'd 3D print a house.

Be better if I had one of them concrete printers, used for actually printing houses tho.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

Except building the concrete structure is the easiest and fastest part of building a house anyway. Not that concrete printing is not helpful, it is, but with a task that's a minor part of building a house anyway.

[–] bufalo1973@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

There are concrete 3D printers that can do the job.

[–] toadjones79@lemm.ee 24 points 23 hours ago

Who the hell thought that anyone wouldn't download a pirated house? How out of touch do they need to be?!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.

[–] brysmi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

When I was young we downloaded cars, and burned our houses to CD-R.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah. It would just power up and have no data connection. Unless you bought it in Israel...

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Damn, this comment blew up unexpectedly

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

It's 50/50.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I totally would.

Problem is, too many greedy people would hook up so many storage drives to download thousands of houses that my house would not have any space left on earth to place it once it is finally finished downloading.

[–] cmoney@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If the outlet has an earth ground and you left the USB plugged in long enough, you would eventually download the earth, then it's just copy, paste you got your own earth.

[–] brysmi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

What's the keyboard shortcut again?

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 21 hours ago

I want the version with all the African fjords.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm an electrician with a mind for crime and I'm stealing your kilowatt-hours

On a more serious note, this is kinda what you do if you leave your home network unsecured. Install linux problem solved

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I'd download a house or a car in a heartbeat, and never feel the tiniest inkling of guilt.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thumb stick: "Face-down ass-up Apple Bottom."

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

The boot drive with the fur (with the fur)

Stop right there, criminal scum

I wish it was possible...

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now I wonder what would happen if you put a USB killer into one of these.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

it depends on if the charger is just a standard 5v 5w supply or if it's a fast charger i think, because a standard supply doesn't have anything hooked up to the data lines that can be killed

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it'd fry the power supply. Thats my first bet, is that it wouldn't even get through it.

If it did pass through, it could fry your electronics. A USB killer is a short pulse, and not at all strong compared to main, so I expect that it'd act more like if a neutral was floating, than an actual surge at the voltage a USB killer usually gets to.

No idea for sure though and I'm not an electrician.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Time to go to a friends house. I have experiments to conduct.