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[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

My asshole brother will write it on my tombstone just to fuck with me, that son of a bitch.

I‘m SO pumped for skeleton wars. Hitting the gym daily to build up my bone structure, drinking milk like all the time. I recently bought a cow and I stopped drinking water, I even boil my pasta in milk.

I’m fucking unstoppable, my skeleton is literally jacked up with calcium. And the best kind of calcium, not that wuss kind of calcium kids eat. Bring it on, I’m waiting!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Jokes on them. I got a hard time for a formation in hell.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago

What if you got bone Spurs?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

Commander Skeletrex: We'll see about that, you little bastard. You're ripe for the Bone Brigade!

[–] sus@programming.dev 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

fact checked by real enlightened atheists: ❌FALSE❌

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Who are the skeletons fighting? Do we need to do well intentioned symbolic support gestures on social media?

[–] hatrick@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Absolutely! Otherwise they have to fight Minecraft Steve

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

There's this dude out in Kentucky who keeps putting elbow bones on knee bones and toe bones on liver bones and shit like that. That's who.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 14 hours ago

Skeleton Drill Sergeant: "Listen up, worm food! When you see a living person you are to pull their hair up, but not out. Do you understand me?!"

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Good thing I'm gonna be buried with my AR style rifle, drum magazine/30 round magazine s and 10K rounds.

And for good measure against S-Mart employees a chainsaw and a sawed of shotgun.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago

I'll swallow your soul!

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

hell I'm down for a war. let's gooo

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 19 hours ago

You saying it like a bad thing

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.

[–] painteddoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

This would be a fun game to play in a graveyard.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

But you are joining either way if things heat up. "Rest in Peace, March in War".