Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
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This is included in the modded Android YouTube app ReVanced: https://revanced.app/
That's the official site with links to their github and socials, beware of the many fake sites with similar URLs.
I recommend Tubular (a fork of NewPipe + SponsorBlock) which is available in FDroid https://f-droid.org/packages/org.polymorphicshade.tubular/
Fuck yeah, SponsorBlock! 🤘
I love the statistics it gives you
"I am furthering the ado. Pray I do not further it any further."
I love the smell of ado in the morning
Frankly, my dear, I don't give ado.
Ado. I am your further
Here's looking ado, kid.
Ado, ado, to you and you and you.
Much ado about nothing.
Wait...
Y'all hear that banger from Rammstein?
Ado, goodbye, auf Wiederseh'n. Den letzten Weg musst du alleine geh'n. Ein letztes Lied, ein letzter Kuss, Kein Wunder wird gescheh'n. Ado, goodbye, auf Wiederseh'n. Die Zeit mit dir war schön!
Many people don't really think about their language. They kind of snap their phrases together like a child with those big duplo blocks.
Most of the time that's fine, if a bit limiting. But occasionally you get glimpses into how communication could be clearer, or more accurate, if they thought about their words more.
I partly blame our public education system. Not enough funding, some funding misused, other problems I don't even know about. But it feels like a lot of people are barely educated, and don't have any intellectual curiosity.
It's not enough funding or misused funding that's the problem, it's how the funds are being used that's the problem.
In my former life I worked in education finance and its eye opening.
First... Fuck Pearson, Fuck Mcgraw-Hill, Fuck Houghton Miflin Harcourt. Also fuck the companies that sell testing templates as a consumable goods.
The three biggest issues are big education companies, grant limitations and SPED mandates.
First, big education: They lobby state governments to change curriculum, even when test scores had been great. "We can always do better!" This creates an endless cycle of states updating curriculum that's not broken and schools shelling out huge sums of money for new textbooks or even worse the yearly consumables that seem to have infected every school system. These companies just always need to be selling and will strip every dollar they can from the budget every year.
Second, grant limitations: A large part of a schools budget are federal pass through grants. These can have many limitations about what percent is spent on supplies or resources and highly encourages paid hours for extra learning time. Extra learning time means kids are in school longer... Kids like adults are tapped out after a full day of school. Additional instruction time has extreme diminishing returns.
Third, SPED is Frankenstein's Monster: While SPED is well intentioned and obviously needed, legality and loopholes has caused SPED programs to spiral out of control. Now basically anyone get an IEP if their parents try hard enough and being placed in SPED can grant real educational advantages. Not only can students get breaks on testing times and other performance breaks, being placed in SPED almost always legally creates a burden for that student to be assigned more and or more expensive resources. If a child isn't placed in SPED parents can sue, and parents are winning more and more of these expensive lawsuits, causing districts to place more and more students into SPED. This causes a lopsided budget where a majority of the funds are being diverted to SPED students. Meaning non SPED have less resources, fall behind and then their parents often try to get them an IEP to be placed in SPED. It's a real problem, with no great immediate solution.
Everything you described seems like funding misuse to me. Using public funding to funnel money to private interests is corrupt af. The teachers aren't to blame here, this is just what capitalism does, it corrupts everything it touches.
Really only the first point is corruption and corruption can exist in any system.
A lot of it is misaligned priorities and people and institutions who are unwilling to talk about and fix the hard issues.
I am not a programmatic expert, but I would suggest allowing more educator autonomy and they need to rewrite contracts to allow bonuses or raises for high performing teachers beyond what most current union negotiations entail.
The inefficacy of current public education system is a feature not a bug. The rulers want workers just smart enough to measure inches and run the machines to keep the money printers flowing. But not smart enough to realize just how badly they're getting fucked over by a system that sold out and threw them overboard before they were even born. You need high level language and a general understanding of history to comprehend high level abstractions that govern human hierarchy. Ill bet 5$ on which subjects are getting most cuts in public schools.
some funding misused
MASSIVE funding misuse. Most of the funding goes to the school boards, admins, and giving children brain damage playing tackle football.
I have a friend that effectively has a PhD in computer science with a teaching cert, he applied to teach some computer course at a local highschool but they gave it to a football coach instead.
Until we reform education, abolish private schools, and adopt standards from other countries, education in the US is unlikely to ever improve.
As I was grabbing my things, the lady ringing me up at goodwill said “last but not least, your receipt.”
I got to my car before I thought “what part of this transaction could be less than the receipt?”
"Would you like to sign up for our newsletter with your email or phone number"
"Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today"
On cable once they came out with DVRs you could skip the ado. Now there are unskippable ados and it's much worse.
Anything's skipable if you try hard enough
Just a lot easier on a computer than TV. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/sponsorblock/
Much Ado About Today's Sponsor
The extra comment is the like the ado in this meme
Also this usually follows 2-3 minutes of just waffling about bullshit. It doesn't help if you put your 'further ado' ahead of that statement either, jackass, just get to the damned point.
I hated this in the early days of minecraft modding. "see video below for install instructions". The video is 30 minutes long, all I need to know is which modloader this uses or do I dump it in the .jar
Ugh, I dunno what it was specifically about minecraft videos, maybe that's just what was popular at the point in time where the algorithm worked the way it did to encourage it or something, but they were the fucking WORST about this.
Also, some people will type "without further adieu," which is similarly infuriating.
i was today years old when i discovered that ado and adieu were in fact different words
When the ado furthers
Me whenever youtuber uses the word "deconstruction" as "taking apart"
the furthest ado
My favourite is a football channel who uses that line deliberately to drop additional lore about former DC United player Freddy Adu. Every 👏 Single 👏 Video 👏
It's great!