This probably won't help with the first point but you can hit Ctrl+d I think, or click the star, and it'll just bookmark it with a default name (page title) and location, I think. I've definitely bookmarked things by accident somehow.
I don't believe I have ADHD so I can't really relate to it. My original post wasn't meant to be like a condemnation - weird isn't always bad. Just different.
It's mildly interesting that you wouldn't get anything done, but I feel like if I had to work like you I wouldn't get anything done. Trying to deal with all those tabs would be a big distraction to me. Funny how different folks can be.
I don't want the power vacuum left by removing policing to be filled by private enterprise. Amazon run police would be worse, probably.
"Included now in amazon prime: Same day detective work when you're robbed! Non-prime users pay $88, and the detective will arrive within 14 days."
I think I remember a sketch about this from ages ago with stephen fry in it.